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Breasts shape and size used to predict women personalities

28 May 2008 9 Comments

An Italian sex researcher-  Piero Lorenzoni- claims he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

  • According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: “A woman’sBreasts shape and size tits breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”
  • He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her.
  • The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex,” he said.
  • For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with “lemon” breasts – pert and prominent. “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises.”
  • Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. “A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”
  • Grapefruit-shaped breasts – pert and firm – are also not a good sign for good sex. “This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”
  • Even women with “oranges” are not going to turn up the temperature between theBreasts shape and size sheets. “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships.”
  • Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are “funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex,” says the researcher.
  • A woman with pear-shaped breasts “Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs.”

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9 Comments »

  • Robert A. Henru said:

    Oh man.. Andy ^^’
    seems like personality can be seen in so many ways
    lol, i think i’ll need more pictures to understand the differences ^^

  • Cathy said:

    Agree totally. I have long since thought that there was a link to women’s behaviour and their breast size. It may be more to do with their interaction with men as a result of how endowed they were though.

    There can be a smug manner in women with large breasts, they almost feel they have to make no effort in the bedroom, I know women who say this. They wouldn’t ‘humour’ their partner with variations on positions etc. The overpowering desire from their partner, whilst making them vain and to a point being gratifying, has the peculiar result of reducing their desire and making them feel they have to put forth no effort. In fairness, if you ever saw how brainless and pliable some men are when they drool over ample breasts, you might have some understanding how some large breasted ladies develop something akin to contempt for male passion. Women with fairly large breasts can become so sick of men’s sexual attention, that it practically puts them off sex, so the woman doesn’t have an opportunity to develop her own appetite. Generally these women then place more importance on other aspects of a man’s personality, as they can suffer with men who take what they want and leave, men who saw them only in a sexual light. Then these women concentrate on the warmth, sincerity and conversation a man has to offer, rather than sex.

    With women who don’t have these large breasts, like beacon lights, they have an opportunity to think; Hey I like this or that – regarding sex. They can wear sexy clothes without looking like a porn star, and enjoy attracting men, and they know keeping them takes more than just being agreeable to sex occasionally. This is because, whilst still feminine and attreactive, women whose breasts are less noticeable, are not primarily viewed as sex objects. Generally women with smaller breasts have lower body fat and are more athletic, this increases libido too. I’m not a psychologist or anything, just going on girl talk with many, many ladies – maybe even personal experience, lol. ;)

    Cathy

  • Kisha said:

    They should have picture diagrams for every shape so that we wouldnt have to try and guess the shape in our heads LOL.

  • ME said:

    This is such bullshit. I can’t believe a woman would actually believe this crap.I have big breasts and enjoy sex so much more because of them. I love sex and could not live without it. As far as fun, me and my spouse travel every where, and do all sorts of things together. If it wasn’t for me, we’d do little. This is stupid!

  • ME said:

    I am big breasted, and I love sex very much. I do not think I can just sit around with no efforts in the bedroom because I have them, and if it wasn’t for me, I don’t think me and my man would do half of the fun and new things we do, do! Grow a brain people. This is bullshit and I think you know it.

  • Lilly said:

    Cathy, you’re one stupid and ignorant lame excuse for a woman. I am a 34DD, lean and in shape. I work out and have never had a “smug manner about my “large breasts”. I just feel so sorry for you stooping as low as a man would, and that you obviously have issues with a woman with a curvier body than you have. When I wear fitted clothes, I look in shape and lovely not like a porn star. I don’t know where you get your ideas from, but they are sexist and disgusting. Sick excuse for a woman, sick sick sick.

  • Armando said:

    I think Lilly just proved herself wrong by her comment. “Stooping as low as a man.” Sounds like you have been damaged. Bad opinion of men I see. “I am a 34dd, lean and in shape” Get over yourself Lilly. You very much are smug. 34DD and likes to wear “fitted clothes” You’re also an attention hound. High levels of estrogen during puberty (big boobs) also is a sign of ‘crazy girlfriend who likes to fight’ syndrome. Looks like you WON Lilly!

  • indra said:

    I don’t think breast shape has correlation with personality. But I believe the size has correlations. A woman with big breasts is tend to be more socialize than the small one..

    Anyhow, never see 34DD in Indonesia..

  • Sam said:

    Breast and life balance.
    Let the average size be balanced.
    People who are higher than balance would be complacent,
    easy to get around.
    The average or the median is perfect balance, hence a little conceited.
    The small, seeking balance would be the most active and friendly.

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